Thursday, August 26, 2004
Alice doesn't live here anymore
Avid golfer and one-time third-tier celebrity Alice Cooper says:
If you are listening to a rock star in order to get your voting information on who to vote for, you are a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons.Amazing how Alice managed to prove his statement true (in one case, anyway), just by making it. While Steve Earle and Bruce Springsteen are out educating people, Alice can hang out and exchange makeup tips with Gene Simmons. Maybe they can sit in adjacent boxes on The Hollywood Squares.
