Monday, August 09, 2004

Glen Ridge - home of true Americans 
Glen Ridge town pool membership costs $750. A family membership at the Maplewood pool costs what? $200/year or so? What is that, some kind of communist plot? I guess in Glen Ridge they're real Americans - good George Bush 'murricans - who understand that subsidizing rest and relaxation for the rabble is effete, un-American, socialist, and very probably French. Maplewood, on the other hand, is full of nothing but lazy hedonistic crypto-commies. And don't get me started on South Orange! They only charge something like $25. That's not just effete - that's downright evil.

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