Thursday, August 12, 2004
Wow! Who knew?
The Feds are REALLY looking out for us. All along we poor souls thought the Bush administration just didn't want us to buy less-expensive Canadian drugs because it would reduce Big Pharma profits.
How little we knew! They have much loftier goals. First they told us it was because Canadian drugs suffer from poor quality, but now they have an even more compelling reason - al-Qaeda terrorists want to attack us by poisoning Canadian prescription drugs. And forget about maple syrup and Molson's Golden. They're too dangerous. Why didn't we think of this before?
Gee, Mr. Bush, on behalf of my beer-belly, my pancakes, and my mom and her drug bills, I thank you.
How little we knew! They have much loftier goals. First they told us it was because Canadian drugs suffer from poor quality, but now they have an even more compelling reason - al-Qaeda terrorists want to attack us by poisoning Canadian prescription drugs. And forget about maple syrup and Molson's Golden. They're too dangerous. Why didn't we think of this before?
Gee, Mr. Bush, on behalf of my beer-belly, my pancakes, and my mom and her drug bills, I thank you.
